Yes - I'm Still FAT! In Fact, I'm More Fat! When Is This Reign Of Terror Going To End? See - And I Thought My New Red Underwear Was Nice!
| Age | 23 |
| Nickname | Chronic Obesity |
| Location | In The Fridge |
| Occupation | Professional Pie Swallower |
| Hobbies | Food, Eating, Watching TV. Poking Marshmallows. |
| Pets | I Had A Dog. I Sat On Him. I Didn't See Him, I Swear! I Think He Died Of Shock Or Broken Bones. |
| Latest News | Now I think I might just go hang myself in the oven. Perhaps I'll munch on that roast chicken left over from dinner last night whilst I'm in there. It'll make the heat and the death part less miserable. |
| Fears | Not Enough Food. And The Scale. I Swear It's Busted. I Only Stood On It Once And Now It Sparks - If I Can Find It! |
| Favourite Quote | "Eat to the Beat" "Pull Up A Seat While You Dine At The Fridge" |
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